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$ cat WARNING.txt This document is classified under the GNU/Neon Public License, which we just invented and which is legally binding in at least one (1) jurisdiction we made up. Synapse Grid is a light-cycle combat racer built in Godot 4.2.2 by one person who apparently does not sleep. Every mechanic documented here is REAL, IMPLEMENTED, and PLAYABLE right now — we do not document vaporware, only vapor TRAILS. Watch your trail. Trust nothing. Especially page 21.
Dispatcher Bulletin: NewCaptains
$ cat DISPATCHER_RULE_99.txt Looking for the 480-page Standard Code of Operating Rules, Form 19/31 Train Orders, and Motive Power Classification Handbooks? Wrong manual. That is the sort of reading our other project, PROJECT NEWCAPTAINS — a transport management sandbox, in development, no release date — may one day inflict on you. Engineers who attempt to navigate passing loops or throw spring switches using light-cycle combat maneuvers will have their throttle authority revoked by the train dispatcher. Inspect the railway dossier: alluring.coffee/newcaptains/
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